Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A Tribute to Brown Sugar

Afternoon/Dry/Air Con/SSP's office in a cubicle somewhere in the South


So full is your body
you make me salivate
so perky are your buttocks
my Johnnie levitates.

Your su-su skin so smooth
your almond eyes so brown
your bootilicious figure
in my fantasy I drown.

Your lips so thick
and your mouth so wide
I wonder how it'd feel
the temperature inside.

Your unabashed low V-neck
and your ravine-like cleavage
your slim tapered-jeans
makes me wanna savage.

Rumours say you are warm
dirty and sizzling hot.
how can I be sure
but to give it a shot.

Oh my brown sugar
where are you tonight?
how I wish you're here
for a meaty delight.


Your Guru of Love

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

A Tribute to SSP

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North


A pervert and a poet
you both are.
Abundance of love
you have given so far.
Joy of tears you have brought to many
reading your art is like R&R.
Talent and asset
you are well endowed.
Share with the world
was never a doubt.
A wonderful wordsmith the world has seen
appreciate his writings and be a better being.


Your Guru of Love

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

A Tribute to Joanne

Afternoon/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South


Joanne oh my Joanne
how spunky you are.
Joanne oh my Joanne
your smile just stir my heart.

With skin so fair
the hair so short
I wonder if you
are waxed or not.

Your body so long
your legs no end
I saw you in jeans
my brain can't comprehend.

Nevermind your tek-ko frame
nevermind your lack of curves
as long as you smile
you will have your guru's love.

Joanne oh my Joanne
how SYT you are.
Joanne oh my Joanne
seeing you I always mari kita.


Your Guru of Love

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Rant 3 - F..k Off You Disloyal Bitch!

Afternoon/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

Is that all you can do
treating me like a fool?
What on earth have I done
that you've to be so cruel?

You resigned with such short notice
after I'd paid you your bonus
Why did you have to take
my kindness as weakness?

You said you were bored
no stress and no job
Is that a valid reason
or you have found a better job?

I suspect you are a fraud
a disloyal c..t with a heart like a mob
Gratitude was never in your name
you and a bitch are just the same.

So you think I will die
without you I will cry?
Think wrong you smelly lil dirt bag
you are nothing but a @#*#**bye.

I wish you rot in the gutters
you selfish dim wit long-kang brain
hope that your new tua-tao-kei
will be your lifelong and eternal bane.

Go now you disloyal fool
before I cream you with my stool
feel like boning you now
with my angry and vengeful tool.

Fuck off you skunky ass
feel better now after letting off my chest.


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Smell Poem 3

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

It is back again
the unmistakable scent.
The musky aroma
from the panties it descent.

Onto my nostrils
where it should be
My Japanese instinct
got the better of me.

Wash many times I did
the stain has refused to hid
What then must I do
to stop the scent or stop the loo?

Must I shave the hair
or must I douse it clean?
As to make it sure
my arse's always preen.

But then I lose the scent
so sacred as the lamb
confused I must not
behold a wiser man.


Your Guru of Scent

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A Tribute to Fiona

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Oh Fiona, oh Fiona
where art thou?
Wish you were here
to zap me now.

Your kwa-chi face
your almond eyes
your big melons
spell my demise.

Your su-su skin,
your chap-cheng look
your cutesy genie smile
got me hooked.

You made me growl
you made me howl
you made me beat faster
before I get the towel.

They must be a C
if not a D
lest my hum-sup eyes
are playing tricks on me.

My hand beats faster
my breath gets shorter
I have to imagine harder
before its all over.

See those hairless pits
those poreless thighs
see those curvy ka-chern
please watch your behind.

Uhhhh...Fiona, my Fiona
you are divine
night after night
you my PCC target so fine.


Your Guru of Love

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

General Poem 4 - A Diplomacy Meltdown!

Evening/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

We want friends, not foes.
We want love, not war.
We want sand, not money.
We want water, not honey.
We want shin, not a sin.
We want IR, so to win.
We want peace, not a crime.
We want love, tis not a lie.
We want moolah, this is true.
Screwing you? That's too bad you dim wit m.....f......r! Bring it on!!!!


Your Guru of Love

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Rant 2 - Help Us!!!

Evening/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

So what is it now!?! Thailand is not happy. Malaysia was never happy. And now, even the Indons have become unhappy! Philippines, Brunei, Cambodia may also become unhappy! Only Vietnam is happy.

What is wrong with SEA? Where is the ASEAN spirit? Where is the espirit de corp? Where is the gotong royong?

Why can't everybody makes money happily? Why can't everybody gives SG free sand? Why can't everybody gives SG free water? Why can't everybody gives SG free trade? Why can't everybody helps SG to become richer? Why can't everybody helps SG to become more prosperous? Why can't everybody helps SG to become an economic powerhouse? Why can't everybody helps SG to become stronger? Why can't everybody becomes more helpful? Why can't everybody helps one another?

We are all alone now. We need help. We are small, don't screw us.


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Rant 1 - No Sand No Sand la!!!

Night/Humid/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

What is this thing with the Indons banning sale of sand to SG?!? SG gave them aids, SG gave them the know-how, SG gave them blankets, SG gave them medicine. Now they don't want to sell sand to SG? Honestly, they can keep the sand for their playgrounds!

SG can use steel, SG can buy sand elsewhere, SG doesn't need the Indons' sand!

Didn't the Indons say it was due to ecological reasons that they were banning sale of sand? Now, they said they wanted the extradiction treaty signed asap?!? What's with this treaty? Why is this treaty so important for the Indons so much so that they don't want to sell sand to SG unless SG signs the treaty?

We don't understand the Indons' demands. We don't understand why sand has got to do with the treaty! Extradition treaty is meant for extraditing ciminals between countries. Why do the Indons only want to sell sand to SG if SG agrees to sign the treaty? What Indons criminals do SG harbour? Are these criminals so important as to prevent the Indons from selling sand to SG?

We don't understand, we don't understand. Please sell sand to SG and let them have their criminals.


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