Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North
You look like Fiona Xie.
You sound like Jonathan Leong.
Your pupils are like black goli.
Your teeth are like bunnies.
You are like Joanne Peh
thin like tek-ko
You are like Joanne Peh
sweet like nata de coco.
You speak with an ang mo accent
but it's alright.
Sometimes you look like crap
but that is fine.
Your singing is very good,
almost like Avril Lavigne.
But with those mountain bike gloves
you look like Michael Jackson...Hee Hee.
Your Guru of Love
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Rant 5 - MSU Rocks My Bollocks!
Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North
MSU just gets better every year!
The anorexic, the buang, the 'hum chim peng' face were all featured.
I was both dumbfounded and puzzled.
How on earth did we unearth such gizzards!?
Do we not have real big breasted talents?
Do we not have talents with no crooked teeth?
Do we not have talents who don't double as trannies?
Do we not have talents with no pear-shaped arses?
Maybe we do not.
Maybe they are hiding.
Whatever the case,
watching ugly women with airstrip front is definitely not my thing.
Your Purveyor of Beauty
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MSU just gets better every year!
The anorexic, the buang, the 'hum chim peng' face were all featured.
I was both dumbfounded and puzzled.
How on earth did we unearth such gizzards!?
Do we not have real big breasted talents?
Do we not have talents with no crooked teeth?
Do we not have talents who don't double as trannies?
Do we not have talents with no pear-shaped arses?
Maybe we do not.
Maybe they are hiding.
Whatever the case,
watching ugly women with airstrip front is definitely not my thing.
Your Purveyor of Beauty
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A Tribute to the Victims of Virginia Tech
Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North
It seems so wrong,
and it seems so senseless.
It seems so fuck-up,
and it seems so mindless.
They were students,
and they were teachers.
They were not terrorists,
but they are gone forever.
Maybe God has an answer,
and maybe God has a better plan.
Whatever it is,
they are now in His hands.
Their spirits are now in Heaven,
and their souls live in our hearts.
Let us always remember
the tragic day when we part.
Your Ex Fellow Earthling
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It seems so wrong,
and it seems so senseless.
It seems so fuck-up,
and it seems so mindless.
They were students,
and they were teachers.
They were not terrorists,
but they are gone forever.
Maybe God has an answer,
and maybe God has a better plan.
Whatever it is,
they are now in His hands.
Their spirits are now in Heaven,
and their souls live in our hearts.
Let us always remember
the tragic day when we part.
Your Ex Fellow Earthling
shit stain panties
Friday, April 13, 2007
Rant 4 - Pay And Pay!
Morning/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South
Support Pay And Pay! All of our civil servants deserve pay increments. Without them, our women would be maids; our men would be banglas; our children would be victims of paedophiles. Do we want that? No!
We want safe streets; we want jobs; we want NSS shares; we want HDB upgrades; we want efficient public transport; we want clean and corrupt-free government; we want clean water; we want good education system; we want a secure and terror-free home; we want peace.
BUT YET YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY PAY INCREMENT?!?
You want debates? You want statistics? You want data? You want evidence before allowing the pay increment? You think it's too much? You think there is no basis? You think it's an easy job? You think you can do as well? You think there are idealististic arseholes who are willing to take peanuts and run the country well? You think we need idealists? You think you can do it for peanuts? You think you can pay S$10 for a S$300 whore? You think you can go to Lido Palace and pay JC prices?
DON'T BE A MORON!
They are an international company; they are driven by business; they are a business; they are your employer; they are the biggest employer; they are humans; they are the best in the business; they are CEOs and Presidents; they are your bosses; they provide you with everything you need.
DON'T FORGET!
We do not want to lose them; we do not want to cry over spilled milk. We do not want to wait until it is too late. They may not want any pay increment but let us give it to them. Let us recognise their effort. Let us show our appreciation. Let us say thank you to them. Let us show gratitude. It is an incentive. It is a reward. It is a way for us to say "thank you". It is a way to say that we recognise that it is not easy to hug babies and attend grassroot functions all the times. It is a way to say that we appreciate what you have done during these 42 years for Singapore.
So, let us unite, cross our hearts, raise our fists, and sing in unison: PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY........
Your Fellow Patriot
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Support Pay And Pay! All of our civil servants deserve pay increments. Without them, our women would be maids; our men would be banglas; our children would be victims of paedophiles. Do we want that? No!
We want safe streets; we want jobs; we want NSS shares; we want HDB upgrades; we want efficient public transport; we want clean and corrupt-free government; we want clean water; we want good education system; we want a secure and terror-free home; we want peace.
BUT YET YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY PAY INCREMENT?!?
You want debates? You want statistics? You want data? You want evidence before allowing the pay increment? You think it's too much? You think there is no basis? You think it's an easy job? You think you can do as well? You think there are idealististic arseholes who are willing to take peanuts and run the country well? You think we need idealists? You think you can do it for peanuts? You think you can pay S$10 for a S$300 whore? You think you can go to Lido Palace and pay JC prices?
DON'T BE A MORON!
They are an international company; they are driven by business; they are a business; they are your employer; they are the biggest employer; they are humans; they are the best in the business; they are CEOs and Presidents; they are your bosses; they provide you with everything you need.
DON'T FORGET!
We do not want to lose them; we do not want to cry over spilled milk. We do not want to wait until it is too late. They may not want any pay increment but let us give it to them. Let us recognise their effort. Let us show our appreciation. Let us say thank you to them. Let us show gratitude. It is an incentive. It is a reward. It is a way for us to say "thank you". It is a way to say that we recognise that it is not easy to hug babies and attend grassroot functions all the times. It is a way to say that we appreciate what you have done during these 42 years for Singapore.
So, let us unite, cross our hearts, raise our fists, and sing in unison: PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY........
Your Fellow Patriot
shit stain panties
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