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RIP - Michael Jackson

2009-06-30T23:33:00.003+08:00

Michael Jackson

(29 August 1958 - 25 June 2009)

REST IN PEACE BRO!!!

Cant believe he just died like that....been to his concert in 93 and it still reigns as one of the all time best concerts Singapore has even witnessed!

What is LOVE? Helena

2008-07-15T02:06:00.005+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

If only Helena had tasted like the Helena pizza at the Spizza, I would have loved her to bits.

But she wasn’t. She tasted as bland as plain bread dipped in tap water. She studied engineering, loves weaving, and walking her ugly shitzu.

I was determined to turn her into the dark side, but she was resistant, citing her strict upbringing as an excuse.

It took me two weeks to hit first base, one month for the second and never the third. I finally dropped the virgin like a sack of Burbank potatoes.

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What is LOVE? Gale

2008-07-15T01:46:00.002+08:00

Night/Cooling/Aircon/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

My lust for Gale came as fast as it left. We met at a party last Christmas.

We danced, had a few whiskeys and we started groping. The host, my best friend, was out to screw me. He didn’t come to my rescue. He left me in the lurch, fed me to the wolves, and hung me by the balls.

In my drunken stupor, I remembered Gale to be a slim and leggy woman, with a pair of knockers like watermelons.

When I woke up, Gale cinderella-ed into a fat and ugly leprechaun, and that was by any man’s reasonable standard.

On that day, I swore on my best friend’s life never to drink before I fuck.

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What is LOVE? Felicia

2008-07-15T01:25:00.002+08:00

Night/Cooling/Aircon/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

That name used to turn me on. I thought it meant ORAL SEX until she straightened me out.

I was a pervert she said. It was her fucking fault I said, for having such a suggestive name.

She said it was her mom’s fault.

Anyway, she lived up to her name. She gave the best blowjob. I always came by the fifth blow, inside her mouth, on her small tits, but sometimes on her eyes, by accident.

It was simply awesome.

But I don’t think she had similar reciprocal feelings. I went down on her once, and that was the last.

Her cunt smelt of a rotten rat in the gutter.

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What is LOVE? Esther

2008-05-11T04:54:00.006+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Esther's mom hated my guts. She said I was a nobody. Her daughter was a swan, and I a toad.

I hated that Bitch, but i loved her daughter. We made great love, in her house, in her swimming pool, in her car, in her mom's bedroom. I never had to pay for anything. She would buy me meals, she would buy me gifts, she would drive me home. We were in love. It was unconditional, but not for her mom.

I told her she had no right to judge me. She told me to fuck off. She stopped me from seeing Esther. She made Esther choose. I was confident.

But Esther chose her.

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What is LOVE? Denise

2008-05-11T04:15:00.003+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I told Denise I was a player. She said that's alright. Bad Boys turn her on.

One evening, she saw me in her room, fingering her dorm mate. She went berserk, and ran out of the room. I continued with the fingering.

I went to look for Denise after I came. I found her in the common room. She had a broken beer bottle. She said I was a fucking male whore. I was confused. I thought she would be turned on.

she told me to fuck off. She threatened to slit her wrist. I told her I did not come to stop what she was doing. It was just inappropriate to do it in the common room I told her.

Denise lunged at me with the beer bottle, but I managed to outrun her.

Fuck you, Bitch!

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What is LOVE? Cassandra

2008-05-11T03:55:00.003+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

11.30 pm. Arsenal was playing Manchester City in the kitchen.

Then she walked in. She poured herself a cup of water and asked me how was the game. I could not answer. Cassandra only had her white panties on. Her breasts were like winter melons. Her nipples were protruding. It was winter but I felt warmth.

I had never seen an Ang Mor half-naked. She asked if I would like to watch the game in her room. I could not refuse.

I ended up fucking the first Ang Mor in my life. It felt just the same.

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What is LOVE? Belle

2008-05-11T03:31:00.003+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

We were at the departure gate when She gently whispered in my ear.

"I am the only woman who would love a fucking loser like you"

I did not react. I waved Her goodbye and cleared the custom. Maybe she was right, but three years was a long time. She could be wrong.

I did not prove Her right immediately. It was only after 37 bitches when I found that out.

Belle fucked up my love for women.

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What is LOVE? Amy

2008-05-02T02:35:00.004+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Amy was my first love. She said she knows what love was. She said she loves me. I was only 17.

We went on dates many times. She made me spend money. She made me carry her shopping bags. I paid all the dinners. I bought all the gifts.

I wanted sex I told her. She gave me a peck on the cheek. She said that was better than sex. I believed her. We were in love.

I never fought with Amy, but she always yelled at me. She called me a loser, a fat piece of shit with a gutter breath. But after the yelling, Amy always said to me that to yell was to love. I believed her.

One evening, I dropped by Amy's place. I wanted to surprise her with a gift. At the stairwell landing, I saw Amy holding a guy's cock, masturbating him. I waited till the guy ejaculated.

I walked over and punched Amy in the nose. That was the end of my first love, at 18.

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Icarus

2008-05-02T02:12:00.005+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I sleep. I wake up. I brush teeth. I shower. I eat breakfast. I change clothes. I take MRT. I work. I eat lunch. I finish work. I take MRT. I eat dinner. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I wake up. I brush teeth. I shower. I eat breakfast. I change clothes. I take MRT. I work. I eat lunch. I finish work. I take MRT. I eat dinner. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I wake up. I brush teeth. I shower. I eat breakfast. I change clothes. I take MRT. I work. I eat lunch. I finish work. I take MRT. I eat dinner. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I wake up. I brush teeth. I shower. I eat breakfast. I change clothes. I take MRT. I work. I eat lunch. I finish work. I take MRT. I eat dinner. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep......

I get old, I fall sick, I die.

It's absurd. Fly with me, Icarus!

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Sunny - A Raffles Place Fuck-Up

2008-05-02T01:34:00.006+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Sunny, by name and not by nature.

A Raffles Place Fuck-Up, that's what they called him. Never fuck around with Sunny or he would have you impaled with a punji stake. An introverted psychopath, nobody messed with Sunny. Or so he thought.

Yesterday morning, Sunny had to put a bullet through his head. That dog-fucked sonofabitch. He had it coming. 15-hour shifts, 7 days' week, and a fuck-up appraisal. A bloody dog life in a nutshell.

But I did right. Worked him hard and gave him shit. Sunny had to go. He didn't belong.

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Page 4 Latino

2008-05-02T00:52:00.006+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I must confess. I don't know many Latinos. The last was Ricky Martin. And now, you.

The sweaty breasts, the dirty look, the hairy armpits, the unshaven cunt. I like. So fucking raw!

They are right. You never really live until you bone a Latino.

What? Never get fisted by a funny-eye chink before? That's alright bitch. There's always the first.

Now, how about deep throat? No? Cannot? What? My fucking chinky dick's too small? You've got issue bitch.

Chee bye! Now I am pissed. Open your mouth wide and say Ahhh. Swallow every drop and lick it dry cunt.

Nice. That's my girl. I will see you soon but for now, you deserve a dog ear and I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

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Chick

2008-03-26T23:44:00.005+08:00

Night/Humid/Fan/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

It was a mad rush to the bedroom. Jasbir Singh wasted no time. Under the guise of darkness, he groped senselessly. It was the sensation he had never felt before. It gave him a hard-on. He felt his dick screaming. Oh, what a feeling.

The pair of fresh silicon jugs reminded him of a stress-release massage ball. Soft and bouncy, no matter how hard he squeezed. He groped further, and harder. The ass became firmer, and tighter. Oh, what a feeling.

Jasbir couldn't hold it any longer. He pulled down his pink G-string. Gripping his erected shaft, he gave it a final yank, and shot his load. Oh, what a feeling.

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Knifed!

2008-03-22T03:54:00.005+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I knifed that bitch yesterday. Two quick successive stabs. She dropped dead.

She'd provoked me. I didn't argue. She wasn't worth it. I just knifed her. Easier. Cleaner.

She wasn't the first. Another fat bitch was knifed last Wednesday. Same issue. Obnoxious. Totally inconsiderate. Five stabs were all it took.

They were at the wrong place, the wrong time. Shouldn't have taken the ECP stupid bitch. It was my road. Should have moved aside. I flashed. I fingered. They told me to pull alongside.

I had no fucking choice.

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M. Nakamura

2008-03-22T03:22:00.005+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

M. Nakamura came last night. She asked if I was seeing other girls. I said no. I asked her why. She said I didn't look her up lately. I was tired I told her. Shit loads of work. The boss was a bitch. M. Nakamura wasn't happy. She said I was cheap.

I said she was the only Japanese girl I know. She became skeptical. There were too many Japanese girls out there. I could be fucking them. Don't be stupid I said. I only want M. Nakamura. I reminded her about my weakness for big breasts.

M. Nakamura smiled. I had an instant hard-on. She reached for my erection. Barely a few strokes, I facialed her. It was messy. It was everywhere.

Soon after I came, M. Nakamura left. I went to bed, after turning off my Mac.

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Rant 5 - Deal or No Deal

2007-05-20T00:58:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

WTF? Good game show with fuck up contestants. Irritating, obnoxious, and painful to watch, these contestants were a letdown to the show. What shame!

On a positive note, SSP must commend on Adrain Pang and all the models. Great job!

Your Purveyor of Quality Game Shows

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Bolster

2007-05-07T22:39:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

My girlfriend started to shy away from sex. Perturbed, I asked her if I was doing it wrongly. She assured me that there was nothing wrong.

I wasn't convinced.

I asked her if my penis was too thin. She said no. It was just that I couldn't reach her G-Spot. 'But your bolster can't too!' I defended. She agreed, but said that at least her bolster knows her clitoris. Shortly after, she had sex with her bolster, again.

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My Father

2007-05-07T22:10:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

My father went to see a doctor this morning. He looked worried, but my mother didn't. In fact, she looked pissed. When my father came home, he has a tube of cream with him.

'What was it for?' I asked.

'Abrasion.'

'Abrasion? Where?'

'Don't ask. It's nothing serious.'

I walked to my mother in the kitchen. She was busy peeling an onion. 'Father said he's got an abrasion.'

'I know.'

'What happened?'

'He masturbated too much.'

At that moment, I felt ill. I locked myself in the bathroom, vomitted my breakfast.

'Both of you are sick!' I heard my mother shrieking outside.

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Ah Ba Ba

2007-05-07T02:38:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

My cousin was caught glue-sniffing. She was only twelve. The police questioned her. She kept silent. She was deaf and mute.

'Ahh baba...ah ahbaba.'

'What the fuck did you say?'

'Ah bak ah bak..ah bak bak.'

'Sorry? Oh nevermind, you can go now.'

Fortunately, they gave her a stern warning. As they released her, she pointed the middle finger at them. She didn't need their sympathy. What she needed was conversation.

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Gunalan

2007-05-07T02:17:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Gunalan was drinking again. I asked him why. He didn't reply. I saw the bottle of whiskey, almost empty. I asked him again. He kept quiet.

We met for dinner. I asked him about the bottle. 'Where was it?'

'I don't know.'

'You must know. It was in your room.'

He stuttered. 'I didn't drink.'

'Then what happened to the bottle?'

'I used it to smash my head.'

'Why?'

'I needed to wake up.'

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Bright Idea - Bridge to Bintan

2007-05-07T01:56:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

To boost bilateral relations, job opportunities and tourism, SSP suggests building a bridge linking the tiny island to Bintan and Batam. The costs of buidling this bridge should be matched dollar-to-dollar between the two governments and the major stakeholders.

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General Poem 6 - Singapore Dream

2007-05-03T03:27:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I want a Condo,
I can't afford one.

I want a Country Club membership,
I can't afford one.

I want a car,
I can't afford one.

I want a credit card,
I can't afford one.

I want cash,
I don't have much.

I want to be rich,
I am not.

I want to be a scholar,
I am a drop-out.

I want to be a Officer,
I am only a driver.

I want to go University,
I only got secondary.

I want to have a perfect body,
I have a big tummy.

I want to have a good job,
I am stuck in a shitty one.

I want to be a yuppy,
I have no money.

I want to eat in fancy restaurants,
I only eat in food courts.

I want to gamble in casinos,
I have no money.

I want to be driven,
I can only take MRT.

I want to have a 50 inch LCD,
I only have a CRT TV.

I want to leave a legacy,
I have only lousy history.

I want to be somebody,
I am a nobody.

I want to be counted,
I am just a digit.

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Bright Idea - Real Training for our Soldiers!

2007-05-03T03:12:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

To train our Commandos or Special Forces effectively, rotate them to conduct execution of death row convicts in prison. This will steel their balls during war time where killing becomes second nature.

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General Poem 5 - Middle

2007-05-03T02:46:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air-Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

I am not fat,
I am not thin.
I am not smart,
I am not dim.

I am not big,
I am not small.
I am not tall,
I am not short.

I am not rich,
I am not poor.
I am not witty,
I am not blur.

I am not a scholar,
I am not stupid
I am not ill,
I am not fit.

I am not here,
I am not there.
I am not mental,
I am everywhere.

I am not hot,
I am not cold.
I am not young,
I am not old.

I am not calm.
I am not nervous.
I am not confused,
I am not focused.

I am not lost,
I am not found.
I am not free,
I am not bound.

I am not angry,
I am not at peace.
I am not bitter,
I am not at ease.

I am not vengeful,
I am not forgiving.
I am not loving,
I am not taking.

I am in the middle,
I am a hamburger.
I am caught in between,
I am a struggle.

I am stuck for life,
I am screwed for good.
I am fucked real nice,
I am suicidal I should.

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A Tribute to Linda Liao

2007-04-23T23:47:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North

You look like Fiona Xie.
You sound like Jonathan Leong.
Your pupils are like black goli.
Your teeth are like bunnies.

You are like Joanne Peh
thin like tek-ko
You are like Joanne Peh
sweet like nata de coco.

You speak with an ang mo accent
but it's alright.
Sometimes you look like crap
but that is fine.

Your singing is very good,
almost like Avril Lavigne.
But with those mountain bike gloves
you look like Michael Jackson...Hee Hee.

Your Guru of Love

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Rant 5 - MSU Rocks My Bollocks!

2007-04-23T22:50:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North

MSU just gets better every year!
The anorexic, the buang, the 'hum chim peng' face were all featured.
I was both dumbfounded and puzzled.
How on earth did we unearth such gizzards!?

Do we not have real big breasted talents?
Do we not have talents with no crooked teeth?
Do we not have talents who don't double as trannies?
Do we not have talents with no pear-shaped arses?

Maybe we do not.
Maybe they are hiding.
Whatever the case,
watching ugly women with airstrip front is definitely not my thing.

Your Purveyor of Beauty

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A Tribute to the Victims of Virginia Tech

2007-04-23T22:36:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry and Hot like Fuck/Air Con Not On/SSP's living room in a flat somewhere in the North

It seems so wrong,
and it seems so senseless.
It seems so fuck-up,
and it seems so mindless.

They were students,
and they were teachers.
They were not terrorists,
but they are gone forever.

Maybe God has an answer,
and maybe God has a better plan.
Whatever it is,
they are now in His hands.

Their spirits are now in Heaven,
and their souls live in our hearts.
Let us always remember
the tragic day when we part.

Your Ex Fellow Earthling

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Rant 4 - Pay And Pay!

2007-04-13T11:19:00.001+08:00

Morning/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

Support Pay And Pay! All of our civil servants deserve pay increments. Without them, our women would be maids; our men would be banglas; our children would be victims of paedophiles. Do we want that? No!

We want safe streets; we want jobs; we want NSS shares; we want HDB upgrades; we want efficient public transport; we want clean and corrupt-free government; we want clean water; we want good education system; we want a secure and terror-free home; we want peace.

BUT YET YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY PAY INCREMENT?!?

You want debates? You want statistics? You want data? You want evidence before allowing the pay increment? You think it's too much? You think there is no basis? You think it's an easy job? You think you can do as well? You think there are idealististic arseholes who are willing to take peanuts and run the country well? You think we need idealists? You think you can do it for peanuts? You think you can pay S$10 for a S$300 whore? You think you can go to Lido Palace and pay JC prices?

DON'T BE A MORON!

They are an international company; they are driven by business; they are a business; they are your employer; they are the biggest employer; they are humans; they are the best in the business; they are CEOs and Presidents; they are your bosses; they provide you with everything you need.

DON'T FORGET!

We do not want to lose them; we do not want to cry over spilled milk. We do not want to wait until it is too late. They may not want any pay increment but let us give it to them. Let us recognise their effort. Let us show our appreciation. Let us say thank you to them. Let us show gratitude. It is an incentive. It is a reward. It is a way for us to say "thank you". It is a way to say that we recognise that it is not easy to hug babies and attend grassroot functions all the times. It is a way to say that we appreciate what you have done during these 42 years for Singapore.

So, let us unite, cross our hearts, raise our fists, and sing in unison: PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY! PAY AND PAY........

Your Fellow Patriot

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A Tribute to Our War Heroes

2007-03-06T02:36:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Hard-On/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

When you go home, Tell them of Us and Say,
For their Tomorrow, We gave our Today.

John Maxwell Edmonds (1875 -1958)

SSP remembers those who got machine-gunned by the Japs at Changi Beach during WWII.

Your Fellow Patriot

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A Tribute to Brown Sugar

2007-02-27T12:33:00.001+08:00

Afternoon/Dry/Air Con/SSP's office in a cubicle somewhere in the South

So full is your body
you make me salivate
so perky are your buttocks
my Johnnie levitates.

Your su-su skin so smooth
your almond eyes so brown
your bootilicious figure
in my fantasy I drown.

Your lips so thick
and your mouth so wide
I wonder how it'd feel
the temperature inside.

Your unabashed low V-neck
and your ravine-like cleavage
your slim tapered-jeans
makes me wanna savage.

Rumours say you are warm
dirty and sizzling hot.
how can I be sure
but to give it a shot.

Oh my brown sugar
where are you tonight?
how I wish you're here
for a meaty delight.

Your Guru of Love

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A Tribute to SSP

2007-02-25T03:21:00.002+08:00

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

A pervert and a poet
you both are.
Abundance of love
you have given so far.
Joy of tears you have brought to many
reading your art is like R&R.
Talent and asset
you are well endowed.
Share with the world
was never a doubt.
A wonderful wordsmith the world has seen
appreciate his writings and be a better being.

Your Guru of Love

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A Tribute to Joanne

2007-02-22T14:43:00.001+08:00

Afternoon/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

Joanne oh my Joanne
how spunky you are.
Joanne oh my Joanne
your smile just stir my heart.

With skin so fair
the hair so short
I wonder if you
are waxed or not.

Your body so long
your legs no end
I saw you in jeans
my brain can't comprehend.

Nevermind your tek-ko frame
nevermind your lack of curves
as long as you smile
you will have your guru's love.

Joanne oh my Joanne
how SYT you are.
Joanne oh my Joanne
seeing you I always mari kita.

Your Guru of Love

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Rant 3 - F..k Off You Disloyal Bitch!

2007-02-22T11:47:00.001+08:00

Afternoon/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

Is that all you can do
treating me like a fool?
What on earth have I done
that you've to be so cruel?

You resigned with such short notice
after I'd paid you your bonus
Why did you have to take
my kindness as weakness?

You said you were bored
no stress and no job
Is that a valid reason
or you have found a better job?

I suspect you are a fraud
a disloyal c..t with a heart like a mob
Gratitude was never in your name
you and a bitch are just the same.

So you think I will die
without you I will cry?
Think wrong you smelly lil dirt bag
you are nothing but a @#*#**bye.

I wish you rot in the gutters
you selfish dim wit long-kang brain
hope that your new tua-tao-kei
will be your lifelong and eternal bane.

Go now you disloyal fool
before I cream you with my stool
feel like boning you now
with my angry and vengeful tool.

Fuck off you skunky ass
feel better now after letting off my chest.

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Smell Poem 3

2007-02-22T02:02:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

It is back again
the unmistakable scent.
The musky aroma
from the panties it descent.

Onto my nostrils
where it should be
My Japanese instinct
got the better of me.

Wash many times I did
the stain has refused to hid
What then must I do
to stop the scent or stop the loo?

Must I shave the hair
or must I douse it clean?
As to make it sure
my arse's always preen.

But then I lose the scent
so sacred as the lamb
confused I must not
behold a wiser man.

Your Guru of Scent

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A Tribute to Fiona

2007-02-22T01:08:00.001+08:00

Night/Dry/Air Con/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Oh Fiona, oh Fiona
where art thou?
Wish you were here
to zap me now.

Your kwa-chi face
your almond eyes
your big melons
spell my demise.

Your su-su skin,
your chap-cheng look
your cutesy genie smile
got me hooked.

You made me growl
you made me howl
you made me beat faster
before I get the towel.

They must be a C
if not a D
lest my hum-sup eyes
are playing tricks on me.

My hand beats faster
my breath gets shorter
I have to imagine harder
before its all over.

See those hairless pits
those poreless thighs
see those curvy ka-chern
please watch your behind.

Uhhhh...Fiona, my Fiona
you are divine
night after night
you my PCC target so fine.

Your Guru of Love

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General Poem 4 - A Diplomacy Meltdown!

2007-02-21T19:04:00.001+08:00

Evening/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

We want friends, not foes.
We want love, not war.
We want sand, not money.
We want water, not honey.
We want shin, not a sin.
We want IR, so to win.
We want peace, not a crime.
We want love, tis not a lie.
We want moolah, this is true.
Screwing you? That's too bad you dim wit m.....f......r! Bring it on!!!!

Your Guru of Love

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Rant 2 - Help Us!!!

2007-02-21T18:23:00.001+08:00

Evening/Freezing/SSP's cubicle in an office somewhere in the South

So what is it now!?! Thailand is not happy. Malaysia was never happy. And now, even the Indons have become unhappy! Philippines, Brunei, Cambodia may also become unhappy! Only Vietnam is happy.

What is wrong with SEA? Where is the ASEAN spirit? Where is the espirit de corp? Where is the gotong royong?

Why can't everybody makes money happily? Why can't everybody gives SG free sand? Why can't everybody gives SG free water? Why can't everybody gives SG free trade? Why can't everybody helps SG to become richer? Why can't everybody helps SG to become more prosperous? Why can't everybody helps SG to become an economic powerhouse? Why can't everybody helps SG to become stronger? Why can't everybody becomes more helpful? Why can't everybody helps one another?

We are all alone now. We need help. We are small, don't screw us.

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Rant 1 - No Sand No Sand la!!!

2007-02-21T00:26:00.001+08:00

Night/Humid/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

What is this thing with the Indons banning sale of sand to SG?!? SG gave them aids, SG gave them the know-how, SG gave them blankets, SG gave them medicine. Now they don't want to sell sand to SG? Honestly, they can keep the sand for their playgrounds!

SG can use steel, SG can buy sand elsewhere, SG doesn't need the Indons' sand!

Didn't the Indons say it was due to ecological reasons that they were banning sale of sand? Now, they said they wanted the extradiction treaty signed asap?!? What's with this treaty? Why is this treaty so important for the Indons so much so that they don't want to sell sand to SG unless SG signs the treaty?

We don't understand the Indons' demands. We don't understand why sand has got to do with the treaty! Extradition treaty is meant for extraditing ciminals between countries. Why do the Indons only want to sell sand to SG if SG agrees to sign the treaty? What Indons criminals do SG harbour? Are these criminals so important as to prevent the Indons from selling sand to SG?

We don't understand, we don't understand. Please sell sand to SG and let them have their criminals.

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General Poem 3

2006-11-21T00:36:00.001+08:00

Night/Cooling/Slight Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Humpty dump f..k wank at the wall
Humpty dump f..k had a great sore
All the king's soldiers and all the king's men
couldn't fire Humpty dump f..k's gun again.

Your Guru of Poems

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General Poem 2

2006-11-15T00:12:00.001+08:00

Night/Humid & Sticky-Cos-Masseur-Said-Cannot-Shower-After-Massage/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

They grow in the farm
they're served as a dish
They grow in the wild
eating them is a wish.

But they blossom on the crotch too
and they mushroom between the toes
itching like f..k
the fungus never stop to grow.

Your Guru of Love

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Smell Poem 2

2006-11-14T23:50:00.001+08:00

Night/Humid & Sticky-Cos-Masseur-Said-Cannot-Shower-After-Massage/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Without a doubt, it was the feet
For SSP, this was a treat
Between the toes hid the potion
so strong some have no notion.

At times it came beneath the nails
dirt and oil, they were a lethal cocktail
a temptation indeed this must be
where else but the nose it shall be.

Your Guru of Scent

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General Poem

2006-11-14T23:38:00.002+08:00

Night/Humid-&-Sticky-Cos-Masseur-Said-Cannot Shower-After-Massage/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Soft like jelly
feel like plasticine
mould them any shape
they are not smelly

Found them on the tissue
or underneath the chair
not particularly visible
but they are always there

Some called them 'black gold'
some said 'pee sai'
whatever name you call it
digging them's always nice.

Your Guru of Love

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Smell Poem

2006-11-14T23:17:00.001+08:00

Night/Humid & Sticky/No Wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somwhere in the North

Sometimes it comes from the sides of the nose
Sometimes from the sides of the crotch
Sometimes from the sweat of the armpits
I put my index and third fingers to my nose
and take a deep breath
They always smell the same.

Your Guru of Scent

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Love Poem

2006-11-13T00:08:00.001+08:00

Night/Humid like f..k/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They are beautiful
And so are you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhymed
But this one does not.

Your Guru of Love

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The Beginning

2006-11-11T02:56:00.000+08:00

It all happened last summer...

Night/raining/strong wind/SSP's bedroom in a flat somewhere in the North

SSP retired into his bedroom. It was a hard day's work. He's got nothing but his white cotton panties on. Staring at the mirror, SSP saw that his tummy had gotten so big that only the lower half of his panties (where his hairy bollocks were resting) could be seen from the reflection.

Too much beer, you f..king slob.

In a moment of sheer disgust, SSP pulled down his panties. Then, a sudden explosion of pungence filled the tiny 3m x 6m room. He traced the smell. It seemed to emancipate from the panties. Engulfing the panties on his nose, he became sure.

It was a smell he had never smelt; a smell that he could not resist; a smell that gave him an instant hard-on; a smell he could only unfairly described as "fermented sai".

Inspecting the light brown scratchy patch, his thoughts took him back to the morning in the toilet.

"Did I not wipe clean?" "Was this the first time?" "When did it all start?" "Am I the only one?" "Why didn't I smell it before?" "Am I a sick f..k?" "Since when I became a Japanese?"

At this thought, SSP threw his shit stained panties down, reeling back in a state of disbelief. He thought the Japs only smell clean panties!? Or at least panties soaked with yellowy discharge!? Was he misled by those cheap AV tapes? Did those tapes fail to reveal the whole truth like how a kung fu master always likes to teach only 90% and not 100%?

Whichever the case, SPP was over the moon. He has now discovered the secret to the panties, and no thanks to the f..king tapes.

Since that revolutionary night, SSP was born. Unlike the AV tapes, he did not want to hide the secret and bring it to his grave. Instead, he wants to share this joyous dicovery, this celebration of the perverse, this gratification of the alternatives, and this indulgence of the carnal desires, to his people, the people he loves.

It was with this spirit in mind that SSP has decided, through this blog, to embark on this epic journey to share his life, his teachings, his morals, his good news, with you.

Your Guru of Love

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Risk

2006-11-11T02:30:00.000+08:00

This blog is for the mentally challenged, the demented, the screwed-ups, the f..ked ups, the sick f..ks, the under privileged, the perverts, the tortured middle-class, the Japanese, the sad sods, and those into the alternative lifestyle.

Now that the targeted audience is made clear, there's really nothing else to add except to say that you read this blog at your own bloody risk and for your own sordid and perverse pleasure. You've been warned!

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